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Every holiday season practically requires stuffing our stockings with candy. With tiny beauty products. With trinkets that are fun, cute and occasionally useful — but rarely worth loving. What if—and hear me out on this—we ignored this age-old advice and opted for sex-toy socks instead?
Now, I’m not suggesting sticking a rabbit vibrator in your (or your partner’s!) sock or loading up on the biggest vibrators you can find. (Although if you feel compelled to do so, by all means!) I’m just pointing out that many sex toys are conveniently stocking-sized — hell, some are pocket-sized. These games could easily to be hidden in a standard sock. In fact, you could probably put some in there.
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Rest assured that almost every sex toy on the market is available in a sock-friendly variant. Want a tiny rabbit vibrator? You got it. Want a smaller take on the classic wand? Cared for. Do you want a new clit vibrator, a bullet vibrator, or one of those penetrating vibrations that come with a remote control? All of these (and more) are available in a convenient size — and at a generally affordable price, too. Just remember to give them to loved ones who really want them (and won’t feel uncomfortable opening them), like co-workers and friends instead of, you know, in-laws.
All that said, why limit yourself to nail polishes in shades you’ll never wear? Or candy you don’t really want to eat? Or frames that are too tiny to fit the actual photos in? There are too many fun sex toys in this world to keep on these unnecessary ornaments. You don’t have to give up completely. treat yourself to the little things you really want. Then treat yourself to the little sex toys you want too. And don’t hesitate to click that buy button, because many of these games are on sale for Black Friday and Cyber Monday!
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A version of this story was published in December 2019.
Eve’s Copper Cutie Rechargeable Orb
Eve’s Copper Cutie Rechargeable Orb from Adam & Eve is one of the best discreet gifts that keeps on giving. The slim, copper design feels soft against your skin when you hold it. What do you like about this gift? You can slide it in or “point its tapered tip anywhere to target your hot spots with 10 vibration, pulse and pattern modes,” the brand says.
For more cute yet effective little sex toys, be sure to shop other Adam & Eve socks under $25
Eve’s Copper Cutie Rechargeable Orb$10 (was $20)
Fin Finger Vibe
Image Credit: Image: Babeland.
The toes weren’t designed with stocking stuffers in mind, but due to their small size, they might as well have been. Besides being really sock friendly, the Fin Finger Vibe is perfect for beginners. Just slip it on your finger and let the fun begin.
All Good Puff Gift Set
Image Credit: Unlimited
Why stop at one tiny stocking stuffer when you can get four! Unbound’s All Good Puff Gift Set features their Puff vibe (a personal favorite) along with a set of beginner handcuffs (cuffs!), their sweet water-based lube, and Stellar inner game – all for under $100 right now while they’re on sale!
Unbound All Good Puff Gift Set$73.80 (was $123)
LELO Sheila
Image credit: LELO
LELO’s scream-inducing audio game is one we’ve loved here in the past. You’ll love its pint-sized packaging and all the sensations it brings, plus it’s really cute and subtle.
LELO SILA Sonic Massager$134.25
on Amazon.com
Long for Vespers
Image credit: Crave
This nipple vibrator doubles as an incredibly stylish necklace, making it one of the most versatile toys on the market. Available in silver or rose gold tone, the Vesper will fit seamlessly into anyone’s wardrobe (and anyone’s sex toy repertoire, too).
Long for Vespers51.35 (was $79)
on Amazon.com
Unbound Puff
Image Credit: Unlimited
While he appears in the gift set a few slides back, I felt that Puff deserves a separate message as well. One of the cutest suction vibes on the market, the Puff is a mighty strong clitoral stimulator (but it can also work on the nipples for more fun). It’s quiet, discreet and offers sweet long battery life to keep you entertained all night long. PS: It’s on sale for 40 percent off right now!
Unbound Puff$28.80 (was $48)
Happy Rabbit Cock Ring
Image Credit: Image: Babeland.
If you’re looking for a toy that will excite you and your loved one who has a penis equally, you’ve found it with the Happy Rabbit Cock Ring. The bunny shaped attachment will stimulate you while the double ring stimulates your partner. It’s like giving your partner AND yourself a gift at the same time, and TBH, what could be better?
Happy Rabbit Cock Ring$53.54 (was $63)
BASICS Spiral socket
Image Credit: Image: Lovehoney.
If you and your partner have expressed an interest in anal play, why not explore the gift of sexual experimentation this holiday season? Small enough to fit in your stocking (and frankly, pretty enough to display on your nightstand), the BASICS Spiral Butt Plug is a beginner-friendly toy worth adding to your collection—and now is the perfect time to do it.
BASICS Spiral socket$5 (was $15)
Dame Eva
Image Credit: Image: Dame.
Dame Eva is well loved in the sex toy industry. Designed for women by women, Eva is small enough to slip discreetly over the clitoris during intercourse. (needless to say, it’s small enough to fit discreetly in a sock, too.)
Dame Eva$125
on Amazon.com
Colorplay Colorplay Color Changing Silicone Ring Set
Image credit: Lovehoney
This faucet bushing set comes with three different sized accessories that can fit along the shaft at different points to provide the perfect pressure. Bonus: as your hot time heats up, the rings change colors just like the mood rings!
Colorplay Colorplay Color Changing Silicone Ring Set$19
Lovehoney Ring Bed Double Cock Ring
Image Credit: Image: Lovehoney.
Where many cock rings come with bulky components, the Lovehoney Bed Ring keeps things elegant and subtle (without sacrificing any enjoyment). Put it in your loved one’s stocking or put it in yours—it’s a gift for both of you.
Lovehoney Ring Bed Double Cock Ring$23 (was $55)
Womanizer Liberty Clitoral Stimulator
Image credit: Womanizer
Womanizer makes some of the most popular toys in the sex toy industry. The Pleasure Air technology in the popular Liberty Clitoral Stimulator takes things a step beyond standard vibration and suction, simulating oral sex through pulsating air. This smaller variation is extra subtle and sock-friendly.
Womanizer Liberty Clitoral Stimulator$85 (was $99)
on Amazon.com
We-Vibe Jive 2
Image credit: We-Vibe
In addition to vibrations and a flexible tail, the We-Vibe Jive offers a high-tech spin on sex. Connect your Jive to the We-Vibe app to enable remote playback. (And don’t worry – if the high-tech theme isn’t for you, you can use the toy as a standard vibrator. No app required!)
We-Vibe Jive$109 (was $139)
Happy Rabbit Mini Ears Clitoral Vibrator
Image Credit: Image: Lovehoney.
Rabbit vibrators offer dynamic stimulation better than any other type of sex toy. And while many of them are too big to be considered sock-friendly, this smaller variation from Lovehoney is the perfect size to slip into a stocking.
Happy Rabbit Mini Ears Clitoral Vibrator$
