Believe it or not, some guys really wish they were smaller — Here’s why
At one point or another, almost every man has thought about penis size.
What would your bird look like if it were twice the size? Would it have the circumference of a soda can or a 2 liter bottle? Would he sit on his thigh like a king on his throne or would he have his own gravitational field, inviting people of all sizes and shapes to stand around him and swim? As a big-hearted man, would sex with a woman be the best thing in the world or the worst?
Would this giant dick be a blessing or a curse? A treasure or a leather-covered double-edged sword? Well, whether we like to admit it or not, public opinion has helped us debunk the myth of the giant penis as the answer to all of life’s sexual problems and put it in the same category as owning an elephant or winning the lottery … which sounds great, but brings with it a host of difficult consequences.
If you’ve heard it before and need to hear it again, hear it now: having a big dick can be a huge pain in the ass.
A place for big men to bond
The first stop on the ‘Big Penis Reality Tour’ is of course Reddit. The platform gives millions of people, who previously never had a voice, the opportunity to tell their side of the story. Enter the subreddit: /rBigDickProblems — a subreddit where the general population sees a side of the world they never thought existed.
Pages upon pages of anxiety-induced questions, comments, and concerns fill the site’s subreddit, fueled by the issues of more than 34,000 seemingly magnanimous individuals. Posts titled ‘My penis hurts my girlfriend’, ‘Insecure about my size vs weight’ and ‘Should I be discreet with magnum condoms?’ jump out at the reader, leading us to wonder if those asking questions will get the answers they seek. Within the community there is a sub-section of men who are burdened by their own junk, ashamed of their large penises.
One particular post gives us an idea of how a large penis can affect a person even when they are not having sex. An anonymous user submitted the post “The family had a photo shoot. The dress code requires pants in light colors.” and I had to say about the experience:
“You could look at a picture of the whole family and tell who I was by looking from the waist down. Everyone else has a straight front, I look like I’m smuggling a damn banana in my pants. I thought I should take my wallet out of my pocket for a photo, that was wrong. I was also wearing tights, trying on everything flat, and the khakis were the right size and everything, and I wore the khakis low on my hips. I could have worn a wallet on the same side as my unit which would have helped things but I think I have a problem. Maybe on the next shoot I’ll do a few laps in a cold pool first and then drink 4 cups of coffee.”
It goes without saying that pain and suffering for a man and his partner is not the only problem that children with large hives have. While the majority of posts on r/BigDickProblems address the downsides of having comfortable sex without their penis hurting their partner, a large number of posts are from men who simply don’t know how to handle their penis in the wild.
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On the other hand, out of the subculture of long-term dudes has emerged a subculture of men who have learned how to deal with their huge genitalia and have really taken matters into their own hands to figure out how to make their lives as normal and happy as possible. it is done These men use copious amounts of lube to ensure their partner’s comfort and find ways to put their penis on the proverbial pedestal to honor the treasure they have been blessed with.
“First off, I know there are a lot of guys who try lube and foreplay, but something else is missing. Try stepping up your game outside the bedroom, says Reddit user Mahomie80, in a post titled “Lube, foreplay and emotional intimacy: What I’ve learned about sex and emotion BDP.” She continues: “Try to connect on a more emotional level throughout the day. This has thrown off my sex life and my marriage in general.”
So, how easy is it to come to this conclusion with sex?
What is the Medical Opinion?
Enter Dr. Zvi Zuckerman.
Zuckerman is a professional consultant for the Florida-based Between Us Clinic, which provides the PE program — an online system that includes a home exercise program for self-treatment for premature ejaculation. The good doctor is a sexual health expert and knows a thing or two more than the average man about big penis issues and gives us some insight into what life is like when you’re getting hot.
“When talking about a larger-than-average penis, girth is more important than length,” says Dr. Z. “A penis with a girth greater than 5.9 inches (or 15 cm) when erect is considered large and can cause pain during sex.” He goes on to admit that “only a small percentage of men have a penis with a larger than average girth.”
As the subreddit suggests, one of the biggest problems with having a large penis is how it affects a person’s professional end during sex.
“The main problem associated with a large penis is causing pain to your partner during intercourse. When a woman’s vaginal opening is narrow, a large penis can cause her pain. There are a few things you can do to ease the pain during sex caused by a large penis. The first thing is to find sex positions that are not painful or less painful. Another is to use a lubricant, such as KY Jelly. Finally, it is important to start slowly and not penetrate aggressively. Of course, it’s always best when there’s a good match between the couple’s relative penis and vaginal size.”
in conclusion
So we come to the final question on the subject of having a large penis versus a not-so-large penis. Is it all worth it? Are the outrageous supplements, points, fumes, and moans worth having to constantly check the state of your pants and having to plan ahead when it’s picture day?
Like most things in life, it just depends. Now that there are dedicated subreddits, message boards, and doctors on hand to guide a big penis on the path to redemption, maybe the big penis isn’t so scary and looming after all?
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For men like Jonah Falcon or Lexington Steele, you’ll always find a way to hide — or flaunt — your manhood, considering the people you’re impressing won’t be able to handle all 12 inches of fame. As long as men take the time to tell their partners about their penises and take the extra precautions to ensure nothing terrible happens in the bedroom, you should be fine.
Everyone’s idea of the ideal penis size changes and some people are perfectly happy with a penis that could be below average size. To each his own, then, and I hope everyone enjoys the penis of their dreams…whether it’s theirs or not.
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